The Phantom Marrionette (male reader x helluva boss harem + Charlie and Vaggie) - Loo Loo Catastrophe (2024)

 
Y/n pov
I was sitting in the office awaiting for everyone to arrive. I held my hand out with my palm facing the ceiling which a few demonic threads came out and waved back and forth slowly. I treated this time as a meditation period.
Timeskip 2 hours
Y/n pov (still)
I was in the middle of my meditation when the office door opened revealing everyone. Blitzo shouted "HOW THE f*ck DID YOU GET IN?!?" I pulled out my lockpick set and shook it. Blitzo facepalmed and said "At least you're eager to work at the very least." I nodded and we heard his personal office phone go off which Blitzo ran into his office and picked up the phone. While the others were doing their thing I eavesdropped and heard Blitzo say "We're Assassins not bodyguards Kay' so don't hire us if someone isn't gonna die!" I then heard him say something about payment and Blitzo suddenly shouted "Millie, Moxxie, Y/N WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!" I suddenly seen Millie ran past me and broke through his glass and excitedly yelled LOO LOO LAND! I was about to tell them to be quiet until Loona beat me to the punch by yelling "SHUT THE f*ck UP!!!" 
I pulled out my key fob and said "I'll meet you guys there I'm gonna take my vehicle." Blitzo shouted "GO AHEAD Y/N IT GIVES US MORE SPACE!" I seen all three of them run past me when I noticed Loona had an upset expression." I walked over and tapped in front of her and she was about to yell until she seen me." I asked "Do you want to come with. It's never the Deadly Devilish Crusaders if you aren't there." She got up and said "Sure helps me kill some time." I nodded and she followed me to the parking lot which I hit the unlock button which my badass vehicle and she was impressed I walked to the drivers side and got in and started the Ignition while Loona got in. 
(This is your vehicle)
 
           
 
 
I buckled my seatbelt which Loona did and I said "Let's get going and we can talk if you'll like to." She nodded and I drove out of the barking lot which Loona asked "How did you afford to get this Y/n?" I explained "Before coming here I took personal requests for kills and the money I earned paid for this. I added all the armor plating myself and made sure it wouldn't break...But unfortunately I wasn't getting enough requests since I did everything under the Radar. So when Stolas found this job for me I knew then that I would be able to get many more requests here then I would on my own." 
She nodded and I asked "Do you want something to eat or drink before we get there since these attractions are just waiting to rip you off and claim all your cash." She nodded and said "Can I get a beer?" I said "That is more for nighttime drinking so alcohol is off the menu for now. Any other requests." She said "A coffee will be good." I nodded and we pulled through a drive through called HelluvaBucks (basically Starbucks.) we approached the speaker and I said "Order whatever you want Loona it's on me." She nodded and had some crazy ass order which the person said it'll be 50 souls. We pulled up to the pat window and I handed him my card which he swiped and then handed me the receipt and card back which I drove forward and we got to the next window which the person was shocked to see my vehicle. She handed me Loona's drink which I turned and handed it to her and drove off.